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Cold is a relative thing....

by Dale Chayes last modified 2007-12-23 10:38 AM
 "Cold" is a relative term. 
Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. 

 Degrees (Fahrenheit) 

 * 65F   Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night 
 * 60F   Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 
 * 50F   Miami residents turn on the heat 
 * 45F   Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts 
 * 40F   You can see your breath 
         Californians shiver uncontrollably 
         Minnesotans go swimming 
 * 35F   Italian cars don't start 
 * 32F   Water freezes 
 * 30F   You plan your vacation to Australia 
 * 25F   Ohio water freezes 
         Californians weep pitiably 
         Minnesotans eat ice cream 
         Canadians go swimming 
 * 20F   Politicians begin to talk about the homeless 
         New York City water freezes 
         Miami residents plan vacation further South 
 * 15F   French cars don't start 
         Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 
 * 10F   You need jumper cables to get the car going 
 * 5F    American cars don't start 
 * 0F    Alaskans put on T-shirts 
 * -10   German cars don't start 
         Eyes freeze shut when you blink 
 * -15   You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo 
         Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects 
         Miami residents cease to exist 
 * -20   Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you 
         Politicians actually do something about the homeless 
         Minnesotans shovel snow off roof 
         Japanese cars don't start 
 * -25   Too cold to think 
         You need jumper cables to get the driver going 
 * -30   You plan a two week hot bath 
         Swedish cars don't start 
 * -40   Californians disappear 
         Minnesotans button top button 
         Canadians put on sweaters 
         Your car helps you plan your trip South 
 * -50   Congressional hot air freezes 
         Alaskans close the bathroom window 
 * -80   Hell freezes over 
         Polar bears move South 
         Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game 
 * -90   Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets 

below -90

Inuit makes breakfast.
Arctic fox comes out to play.
Goretex stops working.
Rifles jam.
Batteries stop working.
1% of all the cameras work.
Smaller nose and ears are distinct advantages against frost bite.
It takes body heat to thaw frozen seal meat.
Your food is mostly fat. 

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